Two teasers came out recently for DBSK’s new album, and even though they are both only 15 fucking seconds long, it made my entire evening. I am so stoked to hear this new album, waaay more excited then when I found out 3hree was singing in my native tongue.

And I only get more excite when I see that Yunho has a solo entitled ‘Honey Funny Bunny’…

. . .

ANYWAYS. I am super excited and you all should check out the teasers and support HoMin, because they are fucking rad (and hotttt).

Yeah... we're Gods.

OH.. and 3hree is coming out with a Korean essay (WTF?) around the same time, but we don’t fucking care about what those whores do.

In Love and Jest,

Meghan

1. Miley Cyrus got caught smoking out of a bong

Long story short, a video of Miley leaked to TMZ of her smoking (incorrectly) out of a bong a substance that was allegedly salvia. Salvia is a very dangerous drug that effects you within minutes by giving you an intense trip for about 5-10 minutes. It’s kind of like mixing marijuana and acid together. It is legal in California, but in a lot of states has been banned.

OH NOEZ!! I have mixed views on this story, but mostly I just think it’s hilarious. I mean, she really did have something going for her. Now, it’s just slowly falling down and she’s going to end up following the footsteps of our favorite cracked out whore, Lindsey Lohan.

Really, people should not be making a big deal out of this. Yes, she is shedding her innocent image, but she’s 18 and a celebrity. Of course she’s going to try new things and experiment. I get that some people would be upset by this though. I think we should all just sit back and watch as another idol falls apart.

Here’s the video if you’re interested:

http://www.tmz.com/2010/12/10/miley-cyrus-video-bong-hit-smoking-salvia-herb-pyschedelic-birthday-party-hannah-montana/?mediaKey=cd38f2e1-b065-4ac7-83ea-ede345b69300&isShareURL=true

2. Hollywood is split-city.

THE HOTTEST COUPLE ALIVE HAS BROKEN UP, THANK YOU JESUS.

Yes, Ryan Reynolds (<3) and Scarlett Johannson have decided to divorce, and I could not be happier. I mean, I do wish that there marriage could have worked, as I do with all marriages seeing as the divorce rate is sky-rocketing, but RYAN REYNOLDS IS SO GOOD LOOKING AND HE IS MINE.

MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE.

There were together for two years. Solid.

Another couple shockingly broke up this past week- Zac Efron and Vanessa Ann Hudgens.

This is really shocking because they’ve been dating for, like, five years and they’re an all star couple. I mean, I thought they were meant to be!!!

3. The Golden Globe nominations came out.

And Johnny Depp got nominated for the same category TWICE.

I think we can all agree that that means he is better than anyone, and an amazing actor who deserves all my love. I love him, he is my favorite person ever.

Other people got snobbed, but a lot of people did well! Glee got like seven noms! That’s amazing! Lea Michele is up for Best Actress, as with Matthew Morrison for best actor! Sooo excited to watch it!

Okay. That’s all I care to post.

It’s been real,

-M

Here are some of the awesome pictures that have recently been posted. I don’t remember who I ripped these off of, but frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.

We are mysterious.

I LIKE THIS ONE A LOT!!!

OMG YES.

There you have it. I cannot wait for the release (apparently it’s Jan 5th now?)

How are your feelings about the comeback?

LOVELOVELOVE,

Meghan

[P.S]

Here’s a CAPSLOCK for you all, since I know you love them as much as I do.

Don't chaaaa.

BAHA. Probably one of my Top 10 favorite ones. I hope one day Jaejoong can read (and understand) this and get a good laugh out of it.

I'm trendy!!

then maybe I’m the confused one.

OH FUCK THAT.

This piece has no right being in my precious Harper’s Bazaar magazine. Fashion means too much to me for me to accept that this fugly trench can be spread all around the pages that I worship. I think I might have to write a letter…

Yunho, Yunho, Yunho… u do know [see what I did there?] that you’re wearing a woman’s jacket, right? This should only further embarrass you from being photographed in it.

Uhhh... at least the sleeves are long enough!

I believe that I have an impeccable sense of style. I care about what I wear, and I judge what others do without any remorse. Many trends I pick up and show to the world that I too am fashionable, others I spit on and rub in the dirt while yelling ‘You’ll never make it big!’. I can, however, come around to some of the latest fashion trends that I once thought were terribly wrong. For example, I think some boots are fine to be tucked into jeans [NO... DO NOT GO GRAB YOUR UGGS], and also I think that leggings can be worn with the right shirt, if that shirt is more like a dress, without needing any kind of pant.

BUT there is no possible way that people think this is looks good. I mean, this jacket is such a confused mess.

First, are you cloth, denim, or cargo? Please just pick one! And secondly, why the colors? Can’t you just stick to one neutral color so that the actual clothes I choose to wear have a chance to match you and possibly compliment what you are and why you work with my outfit? No, you selfish little trench, you refuse to let me have my way. And for that I condemn you to fashion Hell. I hate you.

ANYWAY. I think Yunho is making big mistakes in his choice of clothing, and therefore I believe it is only right for me to move in with him, marry his roommate, Changmin, and completely revamp his wardrobe while doing the same with mine… with his money.

Who also thinks this? You may cast your votes, and write your thoughts below.

Thank you, and I hope to see my face on Korean magazines as well,

M

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Tell me this doesn’t make you want to curl up with them, some hot chocolate, and even hotter sex, and I’ll call you out for your BLATANT LIES. Now, our 3hree hate has subsided some, see Meghan’s prior rant about ‘keep the faith’ and the dichotomy associated with being a boyband fan, post break up. But that doesn’t keep me from having the occasional lashout.

DBSK (the remainder) are releasing  their album on JaeJoong’s birthday.

To that I say . . .

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA . . . ah ha . . . haha … ha.

And also. Fuck bitches and hoes.

That is all.

In Jest and in Love,
A

And then Jaejoong left Yunho…

Yes, my fellow and few readers [are there any of you?], DBSK – 3 is releasing their newest album on January 26th, 2011!!!!

I’m squealing as I write this…

It’s either going to rock my socks off or I will become even more depressed that my favorite boyband is in a tiff [a VERY long and pointless one, might I add].

BUT… I support HoMin no matter what. They were always my most favorite in the group and just knowing that they are keeping their chins held high in all this bullshit and are staying loyal to who taught them their ways is really something that I am proud of them for.

On a side note, I must now tell you guys why it’s a good idea for DBSK to never get back together. [I would stop reading.... NOW]

Simple… because they are happy.

A few days ago I was watching a video of 3hree dancing to Be My Girl and how they did that super fantastic flash mob at their Seoul Concert.

This vid to be exact…

Then I just happen to scroll up on Tag Surfer and saw this video….

Now, you might say “Meghan, you’re an idiot… you know Surbaibur was never very successful… there was no way they could be happy.” as Annie did, but you have to understand that that is exactly the point.

Surbaibur happened in their darkest days. [cue REALLY depressing music], and because of all of that, DBSK is no more. And you can all stand behind your Keep The Faith bullshit, but in the end you know, if they were to EVER get back together it would never be the same.

It’s so obvious that what 3hree is doing right now is making them the happiest people in the world, that they feel like they can do anything. And HoMin has been so successful back home that it makes me such a proud little fangirl and I feel as if they are happy because of the fact that 3hree is happy.

It’s so fucking stupid for people to think that there isn’t tension between the two groups. Yeah I said it, these guys aren’t all B.F.F.L.’s! THEY’VE LIED TO YOU. Which is exactly why they aren’t getting together to hang out like good ol buddy ol pals, and also why it would be a terrible idea for them to ever be a group again.

Because drama starts and you might think it ends with a bitch fit and then hugs… but it never really leaves. You will always remember the time she spread that rumor like wildfire around the school and people thought you slept with Mr. Watson.

So I’ve come to this conclusion. DBSK and 3hree should all grow some balls, act like adults and sort shit out. They shouldn’t scurry around the details and leave everyone hanging and hoping that there will be a time that they’re all back together. They should put it all out on the line [preferably in an interview form] and say that, even though they are going through tough times, they all still support each other with whatever they do in the future; but their futures will never be one again.

And I pray to God that one day I can eat my words as I see them all stand on stage together performing their little hearts out.

They should all carry on with what makes them happy and leave DBSK behind. Leave that as memories, as history.

And everyday I wish that DBSK will all come back together and be the most amazing, successful, hot boy band ever to be in existence.

3hree should continue on with their music and newly discovered freedom. AND SHOULD LIVE IN AMERICA FOREVER.

And I’m always hoping that they go back to Korea, go back to what made them stars, and start on a new foundation, a better one that is glorious and unbreakable.

And no matter how much I hate saying it… I’m always keeping faith… one, because I’m not about to let three years of my life be washed down the fucking drain, and two, because DBSK means so much to me, and in a fraction of a way, I mean a lot to them and I can’t just give that up.

So in the end, I contradict the shit out of myself, but I guess that’s what loving DBSK does to you? Or maybe it’s just me being insane in the membrane. YOU’LL NEVER KNOW.

So with that I leave you.

Bye,

M

[P.S.]

What the fuck is this?

"U know only I can pull this off, right?" "No... actually you can't"

I should seriously be that boy’s stylist.

[P.P.S.]

Sorry about not posting in while… like you actually care, but I will just pretend like you check this blog site everyday…

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.

1. They are singing in my own language… and I STILL can’t understand them.

2. How did Junsu get stuck with the two worst dancers? Jam on Jaejoong, Jam on.

3[hree]. Where exactly are they? Is this Ayy Girl an alien?

I don’t even know how to sign out,

M

More fashion updates on JYJ tour later. Just needed to share.

In Jest and Love,
-A

First off, while JYJ have been busy scurrying about stabbing people in the back, Yunho and Min have kept things neutral by continuing to be sexy.  Who knew musician would so easly transcend to model? While I’d love to get some power screams and hip-thrusts back in the game, these’ll tide me over for now.
There’s plenty of new Yunho shots, sporting this horrendous suit, and some adorable glasses. Also a new video out of him interviewing during another Evisu shoot. Ohhh Evisu. Thanks for providing so many wonderful wallpapers for me to drool over

'low budget Sherlock': Does this come with a bubble pipe?

Click here for more Yunho Shots!
Click here for the Evisu interview! [cr. UKnowlovely]

Now that you’re done staring, lets head over to JYJ-town for some lols. I’m not going to lie, when I heard that they were coming out with an English album that was part produced by Kanye West, I was hopeful. Meghan has a sort of hate-hate relationship with Kanye, as does most of the world, but no one can deny his ability to top the charts. Apparently he’s the master of making songs that will never SEE the charts too. Grit your teeth, white knuckle it, and listen to the whole damn thing, because YES, it gets worse.

cr. live2gether

Wow. Maye that “Ayy girl” left you because you tried to woo her with shit like this. Suddenly I’m not disappointed that Meghan and I aren’t going to New York to see them. I think it would hurt their feelings if they looked down from the stage and saw us dying of laughter.
Somehow, Junsu’s voice just doesn’t transition to this sort of sound, he sounds whiny and untrained, and THAT’S scary because I’ve always seen him as one of the most talented vocalists in my iTunes, haha.  The worst part though, is probably when Yuchun comes in –  you’ll know it when you hear it. That might be the most painful disappointment, because as the boy from ‘Fairfax – Virginia’ his English has always been the silkiest, but even the vitality of all the gingerbread men in the world could NOT save this song.

Believe me. I forced myself to listen to it 3hree times, just to make sure. I will never get those braincells back.

Little Chunnie HAS been suffering a lack of vitality though, as a report from Sungkyunkwan Staff mentioned the Korean star has fainted twice on the set. Sharingyoochun has the deets. I feel like the celebrities of Korea have a few very important lessons to learn from this:

1) Eating food is not a sin, and will not cause you to suddenly be shaped like a bleuga whale. It is natural, and more importantly, its is NECESSARY FOR YOUR SURVIVAL.

2) Fainting does not gain sympathy from all your fans, and does not make you look like you’re working hard. It makes you look like an idiot who doesn’t know how to take care of themselves after being in the business for seven years.

3) Only women in movies or seriously ill people faint. All other fainting will be perceived as a publicity stunt or aforementioned stupidity.

On a more cheerful note, hope you feel better Chun-face, and buck up solider! You have a career to save.

In Jest (but only a little bit. That song was seriously bad) and Love,
A

P.S. With the frightening fluctuation of Jaejoong’s man points at the hands of Meghan, I will be keeping a chart of his man points so the rest of you can keep track!

You may recall that Meghan granted Jaejoong full pointage  after watching Heaven’s Postman. We will assume then, that full points is 99 (That’s 33 (Jae’s Favorite Number if you recall) times 3 )Very quickly, however, Meghan deducted points for Jae’s creeper pose in a recent photoshoot with the rest of 3hree crew, and I’d also like to deduct points for his ghastly new hair color.
On average, we’ll say that a minor infraction is a deduction of 3 points (get it?) and any more serious deduction must be a multiple of three. Meghan’s deduction of bad photo etiquette is then -3 points, and I’ll say -9 for the hair, because that”ll be around for at least a week.

ALGEBRA TIME!

JCMP = Jae’s Current Man Points

99 – 3 -9 = JCMP
99-12=JCMP
86=JCMP

Lonely pedophile?????

It’s like he knows we give him credit and intentionally ruins it for us. Bastard.

In complete srs-ness,

M