Let’s talk about Amurrikah.

Okay, these past few weeks have been pretty interesting in America’s pop culture. There are three things I would like to focus on, which pretty much summarizes what has been going on.

1. Miley Cyrus got caught smoking out of a bong

Long story short, a video of Miley leaked to TMZ of her smoking (incorrectly) out of a bong a substance that was allegedly salvia. Salvia is a very dangerous drug that effects you within minutes by giving you an intense trip for about 5-10 minutes. It’s kind of like mixing marijuana and acid together. It is legal in California, but in a lot of states has been banned.

OH NOEZ!! I have mixed views on this story, but mostly I just think it’s hilarious. I mean, she really did have something going for her. Now, it’s just slowly falling down and she’s going to end up following the footsteps of our favorite cracked out whore, Lindsey Lohan.

Really, people should not be making a big deal out of this. Yes, she is shedding her innocent image, but she’s 18 and a celebrity. Of course she’s going to try new things and experiment. I get that some people would be upset by this though. I think we should all just sit back and watch as another idol falls apart.

Here’s the video if you’re interested:

http://www.tmz.com/2010/12/10/miley-cyrus-video-bong-hit-smoking-salvia-herb-pyschedelic-birthday-party-hannah-montana/?mediaKey=cd38f2e1-b065-4ac7-83ea-ede345b69300&isShareURL=true

2. Hollywood is split-city.

THE HOTTEST COUPLE ALIVE HAS BROKEN UP, THANK YOU JESUS.

Yes, Ryan Reynolds (<3) and Scarlett Johannson have decided to divorce, and I could not be happier. I mean, I do wish that there marriage could have worked, as I do with all marriages seeing as the divorce rate is sky-rocketing, but RYAN REYNOLDS IS SO GOOD LOOKING AND HE IS MINE.

MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE.

There were together for two years. Solid.

Another couple shockingly broke up this past week- Zac Efron and Vanessa Ann Hudgens.

This is really shocking because they’ve been dating for, like, five years and they’re an all star couple. I mean, I thought they were meant to be!!!

3. The Golden Globe nominations came out.

And Johnny Depp got nominated for the same category TWICE.

I think we can all agree that that means he is better than anyone, and an amazing actor who deserves all my love. I love him, he is my favorite person ever.

Other people got snobbed, but a lot of people did well! Glee got like seven noms! That’s amazing! Lea Michele is up for Best Actress, as with Matthew Morrison for best actor! Sooo excited to watch it!

Okay. That’s all I care to post.

It’s been real,

-M