Maybe I shouldn’t be Yunho’s stylist…

… I mean, if one of the fashion magazines that I read daily is telling me that I should buy THIS

I'm trendy!!

then maybe I’m the confused one.

OH FUCK THAT.

This piece has no right being in my precious Harper’s Bazaar magazine. Fashion means too much to me for me to accept that this fugly trench can be spread all around the pages that I worship. I think I might have to write a letter…

Yunho, Yunho, Yunho… u do know [see what I did there?] that you’re wearing a woman’s jacket, right? This should only further embarrass you from being photographed in it.

Uhhh... at least the sleeves are long enough!

I believe that I have an impeccable sense of style. I care about what I wear, and I judge what others do without any remorse. Many trends I pick up and show to the world that I too am fashionable, others I spit on and rub in the dirt while yelling ‘You’ll never make it big!’. I can, however, come around to some of the latest fashion trends that I once thought were terribly wrong. For example, I think some boots are fine to be tucked into jeans [NO... DO NOT GO GRAB YOUR UGGS], and also I think that leggings can be worn with the right shirt, if that shirt is more like a dress, without needing any kind of pant.

BUT there is no possible way that people think this is looks good. I mean, this jacket is such a confused mess.

First, are you cloth, denim, or cargo? Please just pick one! And secondly, why the colors? Can’t you just stick to one neutral color so that the actual clothes I choose to wear have a chance to match you and possibly compliment what you are and why you work with my outfit? No, you selfish little trench, you refuse to let me have my way. And for that I condemn you to fashion Hell. I hate you.

ANYWAY. I think Yunho is making big mistakes in his choice of clothing, and therefore I believe it is only right for me to move in with him, marry his roommate, Changmin, and completely revamp his wardrobe while doing the same with mine… with his money.

Who also thinks this? You may cast your votes, and write your thoughts below.

Thank you, and I hope to see my face on Korean magazines as well,

M