It has come to my attention…

…that Meghan is kicking my ass as far as posts go. Now, we ARE both busy college students, but perhaps I study more? Maybe Meghan’s more awesome? . . . NAHHH. Its got to be the first one. Either way, its about time for a little bit of A-power to spice things up. Here’s my take on what’s been going on in Korea Town.

First off, while JYJ have been busy scurrying about stabbing people in the back, Yunho and Min have kept things neutral by continuing to be sexy.  Who knew musician would so easly transcend to model? While I’d love to get some power screams and hip-thrusts back in the game, these’ll tide me over for now.
There’s plenty of new Yunho shots, sporting this horrendous suit, and some adorable glasses. Also a new video out of him interviewing during another Evisu shoot. Ohhh Evisu. Thanks for providing so many wonderful wallpapers for me to drool over

'low budget Sherlock': Does this come with a bubble pipe?

Click here for more Yunho Shots!
Click here for the Evisu interview! [cr. UKnowlovely]

Now that you’re done staring, lets head over to JYJ-town for some lols. I’m not going to lie, when I heard that they were coming out with an English album that was part produced by Kanye West, I was hopeful. Meghan has a sort of hate-hate relationship with Kanye, as does most of the world, but no one can deny his ability to top the charts. Apparently he’s the master of making songs that will never SEE the charts too. Grit your teeth, white knuckle it, and listen to the whole damn thing, because YES, it gets worse.

cr. live2gether

Wow. Maye that “Ayy girl” left you because you tried to woo her with shit like this. Suddenly I’m not disappointed that Meghan and I aren’t going to New York to see them. I think it would hurt their feelings if they looked down from the stage and saw us dying of laughter.
Somehow, Junsu’s voice just doesn’t transition to this sort of sound, he sounds whiny and untrained, and THAT’S scary because I’ve always seen him as one of the most talented vocalists in my iTunes, haha.  The worst part though, is probably when Yuchun comes in –  you’ll know it when you hear it. That might be the most painful disappointment, because as the boy from ‘Fairfax – Virginia’ his English has always been the silkiest, but even the vitality of all the gingerbread men in the world could NOT save this song.

Believe me. I forced myself to listen to it 3hree times, just to make sure. I will never get those braincells back.

Little Chunnie HAS been suffering a lack of vitality though, as a report from Sungkyunkwan Staff mentioned the Korean star has fainted twice on the set. Sharingyoochun has the deets. I feel like the celebrities of Korea have a few very important lessons to learn from this:

1) Eating food is not a sin, and will not cause you to suddenly be shaped like a bleuga whale. It is natural, and more importantly, its is NECESSARY FOR YOUR SURVIVAL.

2) Fainting does not gain sympathy from all your fans, and does not make you look like you’re working hard. It makes you look like an idiot who doesn’t know how to take care of themselves after being in the business for seven years.

3) Only women in movies or seriously ill people faint. All other fainting will be perceived as a publicity stunt or aforementioned stupidity.

On a more cheerful note, hope you feel better Chun-face, and buck up solider! You have a career to save.

In Jest (but only a little bit. That song was seriously bad) and Love,
A

P.S. With the frightening fluctuation of Jaejoong’s man points at the hands of Meghan, I will be keeping a chart of his man points so the rest of you can keep track!

You may recall that Meghan granted Jaejoong full pointage  after watching Heaven’s Postman. We will assume then, that full points is 99 (That’s 33 (Jae’s Favorite Number if you recall) times 3 )Very quickly, however, Meghan deducted points for Jae’s creeper pose in a recent photoshoot with the rest of 3hree crew, and I’d also like to deduct points for his ghastly new hair color.
On average, we’ll say that a minor infraction is a deduction of 3 points (get it?) and any more serious deduction must be a multiple of three. Meghan’s deduction of bad photo etiquette is then -3 points, and I’ll say -9 for the hair, because that”ll be around for at least a week.

ALGEBRA TIME!

JCMP = Jae’s Current Man Points

99 – 3 -9 = JCMP
99-12=JCMP
86=JCMP