So I’m just going to go. I almost never surf the internet for news, and felt so behind I just kinda … did? I found out so much crap, that maybe wasn’t enough for one post, and is most certainly too much for this one. Eventually I’ll find my own eloquence in balancing these posts. Until then, deal.
I’ll try to make this flow… (is doubtful)
SM GLOBAL AUDITIONS!
More Importantly, auditions in the U.S. I wish I was going, but that requires talent. And a plane ticket. You can find more info here. Obviously if you’re going to audition, you have to have something preared. Dancers have… a dance. Singers… sing. Y’know that illogical kind of preperation, be ready for anything! My favorite though, is that the models have to do free-posing in front of the judges. Awkward. So insanely awkward. I want to be there so that I can point and laugh.
In a marketing (?) scheme, all the big names out of SM have made videos telling you about the global auditions and how you should go. GLOBAL audition advertisements, and they stress that they are in America and Canada. Almost the entire thing is in Korean. Aha. I digress (which I do a lot). Super Junior Happy (Happy? Happy!) made one, but I’ll spare you the creepy pajammas and just give you linkage.
Then there is SHINee, laugh with me at Minho:
And our lovely DBSK:
First, I love how Junsu always has to throw in his little comments (in english), when Micky’s trying to speak English. (And has anyone ever noticed that the rest of the member’s response to Micky’s english is always ‘Virginia!’ ?)
Now the hair. Oh… hair. We’ll go in the natural order of left to right. Junsu? Yes. Micky. NO. NONONONONO! You’ve seen several blogs on this already, I’m sure, but let me just remind you:
Which is eerily similar to:
PLEASE DON’T LET THIS BECOME AN EPIDEMIC. Please?
Moving on. Jaejong. Hm. Red. I was in love with it when I first saw it on Heyx, but I’ve decided its not a good color from far away. He gets washed out.
Changmin. Meghan will kill me, but this long hair is not his look. He looks a little creepy.
And Yunho. I’m just glad the stylist put down the hair spray.
There was going to be more about DBSK being instrumentally inclined, and being underfed, but I’ll save that for the next post. <3
-Annie
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